Legal Rap

Check it, I got the scoop on the loop
Legal matters, ain’t no chatter, just truth
From the Chequers Agreement to the abc of EU law
I rap about it all, with no flaw

Wanna divorce? Now hold your horses
Got tips for divorce without financial agreement, no losses
And if you’re seeking legal aid
The Legal Aid Commission Act got your back, don’t fade to black

Got no patience for hesitation
I’m the Google Chief Legal Officer with no fear, no alteration
And when it’s time to make a deal
The equipment purchase agreement is the real deal

Standing orders, it’s all in the mix
In labour law, I got the fix
And if you need your vending machine to slot
The vending machine agreement is what you got

Need a ride in Colorado, ain’t gotta run
‘Cause the golf carts are street legal in Colorado, it’s all fun